২৭ ফেব, ২০১৭

Houri Houri

ধর্মকারীতে সম্পূর্ণ ইংরেজি কোনও লেখা কখনও প্রকাশ করা হয়নি। কিন্তু সেটার ব্যতিক্রম ঘটানো যেতেই পারে। তাই এই ব্লগের নিয়মিত লেখক আক্কাস আলীর ওপরে ইংরেজিতে নাজিল হওয়া ছড়াটি প্রকাশ করা হলো।

the following verses were revealed on Akkas Ali

[A pious Mumin in heaven...]

Houri, Houri,
Where have you been?
I wanna fuck you like James Deen.
So, Please come closer
I'm not a loser
You know, what I mean.

I’ve closed my eyes,
Won't tell you twice;
Put off the shit
You're a piece of meat
I'm hungry, I'll have to eat.

[After sometime, the houri got naked and the Mumin opened his eyes]

Aaaahh!
La ilaha illa anta subhanaka inni kuntu minazzalimin.

It's a human skeleton!
Houriiiiee... where have you gone?

[The skeleton replied]

Are you scared, baby?
You don't know the hadiths maybe.
Houris are transparent up to their bones
And too much sexy like Bibi Jones.
We don't poop, we don't pee
Just like the doll Barbie.
We can't sing, we can't twerk
Except these, no other quirk.

Still upset?
No no , I'm not alone, we're seventy two
your wife is our leader,
you can bang her too.

[The Mumin got so angry and shouted]

Enough...
Now shut your mouth up and fuck yourself.

It's better to buy a sex doll
Last year, I saw one in a Chinese shopping mall

Ye Muhammad,
You lied, you cheated on us
I spoiled my life, I was so pious.

These aren't the houris I was waiting for
I won't stay in heaven anymore.